Fishy Suicide

Well everyone, I think I will never have kids knowing full well how animals live around me.

I cannot have plants, they die within a week.

My first 2 Betta fish died within a week

This third fish - he must have jumped out of his bowl, flopped around on the counter and then dropped into a magazine bin. Sammie has gone off to the big fishy bowl in the sky. Honestly, where does a fish get off committing suicide? They aren't 'spose to be able to jump that high! I guess his acrobatics from yesterday had hit a high note while I was sleeping. It's sad that he had to kill himself so that I wouldn't have the chance to off him. Ah, irony at its finest.

Maybe a pet rock next time...