English Majors Who Decide to Become Janitors

Who says cleaning the toilets is bad for you? English majors can definitely use the break against the world of texts and writings to grab a sponge. Willingly roll up their sleeves to tackle gum in the carpet, clean the blackboards, sniff glue, and use Mr. Clean as astringent for their face-wash.

As the Romantics would say, "lets get with nature and clean the foul stench emanating from the vassals of our un-natural lives".

Maybe too much Milton or T.S. Eliot can bring an English Major into the wild life of janitorialism. An -ism unlike any in the world. Can I go beat the erasers ma'am?

And I would never forget to finish my Oh? What was that, yeah last night I had to go... Oh, what was I saying again? I think an error occurred while processing my directive.