Tuesday, April 20, 2004

And a spoonfull of sugar
makes the medicine go down. Just finished taking three more pills - lets treat this ainus (I meant sinus - but this is kinda funny the way it is...) infection like it should be - TOTAL DOMINATION!!

Be happy with where you are and don't get ahead of what you know.
Is this true? Do you think this way? Who tells someone this? What happens to aspiring to be a better person? I don't think I whine T H A T much - and besides, I wasn't whining when I was told this... I don't think I was.

I just learned something new - as an RA, I need to keep an eye out for tape around the door and empty toilet paper rolls filled with TP. Who knew!? Maybe I'm just too innocent to catch on to this kinda stuff - but good lord - people are sneaky - can't they just make it easier on everyone and just stop doing anything at all that could be against the law? No, of course not - then a big part of our job would be gone - and then it would also be a perfect world - I'm gonna throttle the person who invented this 'free will' thing. :P

Oh, and to the left for your pleasure is my Utopia vending machine©. It only costs your soul and a quarter to dispense a refreshing drink for your thirst. Can only be found in certain places though - I'm sure when it gets a bit more world-recognition - they'll sell like hotcakes!

As an interesting fact - my site has been found through a search of "Ayleen" on all sorts of web browser searches (900 searches have brought them to my site so far) - if you try it, you will understand my concern. It's quite disgusting to think about - but I guess sex sells. But give me a break people. /Shiver

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